Stuff I forgot before and some other stuff that hadn't happened yet.

Our hosts found out my favourite booze in advance and had a bottle of Seagram's in their drinks cabinet on Christmas Day. How sweet is that?!

I had one cigarette all day yesterday because I forgot to stock up on Christmas Eve and the person who always has more cigarettes than me and never minds helping a brother out asked me if I had any spare before I could ask him. I couldn't get to sleep last night then I had bad dreams but I didn't die and I woke up feeling more refreshed than usual. If I had more willpower I'd have siezed the opportunity to quit but I smoked the moment I had access to cigarettes again. 200 at the airport cost €40.

The board is set...
How quaint.
"What a feeling! I'm drinking on the ceiling."
Then it snowed.

I got three messages from "Trish" just before I flew home today. I don't know any Trishes so I convinced myself that somebody wanted to talk to me via Bluetooth. I click Yes to accept. It's an .SIS file: File format not supported. I poke around in its details and jiggerypoke my settings but there's no trace of who sent it or how to contact them. I know how to search for nearby devices but couldn't initiate contact with one of them if my life depended on it. In short, I don't know how Bluetooth works and the manual is no help.

Trish contacted me twice more. Was she trying to help a novice out or did I gullibly download viruses? ("Virii"?) People of the Earth, please advise!


Blogger Candace said...

Maybe it was Tricia McMillan. . .

Blogger The Paranoid Mod said...

Cos it is real. It is.

My thumbs have gone weird.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't help with the Bluetooth business, but you really should have stopped smoking!!! "I woke up feeling more refreshed than usual." Um, yeah.

Blogger Candace said...

Where's Marcus? Wah!!

Blogger thisismarcus said...

LOL... I've been "gallivanting" - at least, I think that's what my mother would call it. More stories over the weekend - promise.



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