"We called the dog Indiana."

If anyone knows anyone going to Gen Con Indy this year who can spare some floorspace for a night in exchange for beer, kashmoney or sexual favours, please drop me a line A.S.A.P. It's career-vital that I'm there but I'm coming waaaay late to booking everything cos I didn't know I'd still be in the country at the time of the show. Heartfelt thanks and your choice of the above-mentioned compensation packages if you can hook me up!