Ode To T. E. Stockwell

I heart T.E. Stockwell
For he and his hath put me back
On the straight and narrow.
The wide and the fast track.
Where the band is broad and the A.D.S.L. impresseth.

Thou must have haddeth no clue
Eighty years ago
That diversification would be the saviour
Of your ailing supermarket, Tesco.
Yet it were and your speedy-yet-affordable internet package doth rock.

(With apologies to E.J. Thribb.)