Overheard At Work

"So the department lost a third of its staff and became twice as productive?"

"We're gonna have a wee visit from Jack Frost!"
"You sound like Mrs. Doubtfire when you do that."

"I sat on my right testicle."

"Smile!"

"Where are they going to put these wall-planners?"
"Are you being funny?"

"My wife is away and I've run out of milk."