2006-03-17

Overheard At Work

"So the department lost a third of its staff and became twice as productive?"

"We're gonna have a wee visit from Jack Frost!"
"You sound like Mrs. Doubtfire when you do that."

"I sat on my right testicle."

"Smile!"

"Where are they going to put these wall-planners?"
"Are you being funny?"

"My wife is away and I've run out of milk."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The testicle comment sure is precise. I'm sure a simple "Ow" would have sufficed. But this is much funnier.

19:22  
Blogger The Paranoid Mod said...

"Cos he had large balls,
Balls as heavy as lead
With a dextrous twist of his muscular wrist
He could flick 'em right over his head"

I thank you.

10:07  
Blogger C said...

Ow to the testicle one, LOL!

The milk comment makes it sound like his wife breastfeeds him or something.

04:19  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Candace: LOL x 10!

Mod: Was that Alan or Jenny? :)

Kat: It started with "ow!", progressed to "what's the matter?" and ended with the explanation I gave you. And it hurt!

12:57  

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