Chrysalis

The day started with a sexual proposition from a complete stranger (a completely strange crack whore) on my way to the corner shop to buy milk. The area I live in has real character. But more about that later. We have so much to catch up on!

The milk was to make coffee for the broadband engineers: nice guys who called the sales manager who mis-managed this whole connection farce a cunt. The sales manager turned up and they called him a few other names to his face. I've been online and in shock for about an hour now.

While the installation disc was still spinning my boss called and gave me a performance-related bonus for the previous financial year and a "motivational" raise for now. I've had worse days!