The Greatest Country On Earth

"There are people who have never left the country who talk about how it's the greatest country on earth. How dumb is that? There could be countries where they give shit away for free every day... Canada is one of those countries. You know what they give away free there? Health insurance."

"It's as if they believe we fell asleep with our heads on a nuclear reactor and our brains melted, and now we're just meat with eyes."

- Lewis Black in Black On Broadway (2004).