2005-06-04

Resumé

Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful; you might as well live.

- Resumé by Dorothy Parker, from Enough Rope (1926).

3 Comments:

Blogger The Real Eve said...

i did a report on her way back in the day (highschool). great writer!

06:51  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

I can't think of her without seeing Jennifer Jason Leigh in the movie. Whatever happened to JJL? Good study assignment BTW.

15:10  
Blogger The Paranoid Mod said...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised"

Genius.

18:44  

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