Ticket To Hell

When I wake up in front of St. Peter on that fateful day, I'm pretty sure he's going to point out the "management reserves the right to refuse entry" clause on my ticket stub and cite one of the following links as the reason. They're so bad, they're good. Enjoy them, if you can, while I cast out the devil within me.

Is anyone still not yet over Star Wars? The Darth Side is Vader's blog leading up to the last movie release. Don't worry. They get worse.

Terry Schiavo's blog shares her inner thoughts on her recent comeback as a celebrity and, miraculously, her thoughts from beyond death too. "I figured I might as well let you know I'm done with this blog. Last night I stubbed my toe which I'm pretty sure is a sign that God is trying to punish me."

Let's turn it up a notch: new uses for a Playstation 2 controller.

If you're still reading, thank you for not flaming me already. If you are gonna flame me, you might wanna hold on and leave some room for this next one. It's The Legend Of The Blood Ninja! Imagine "crank calling" in the chat pane of M.M.O.R.P.G. World Of Warcraft. These are allegedly real transcripts of one guy getting people to consent to have cyber sex with him, then saying really dumb stuff. The same part of my brain that laughs at Jackass found this hilarious. But I'm still going to luncheon with Be'elzebub.



Finally, a challenge: I'm looking for a recent article by satirist Chris Morris from The Guardian where he says Al Qaeda are having "difficult second album syndrome", referring to the Madrid and London attacks as less dynamic follow-ups to New York. It's not linked at the paper's website, for reasons of taste. Marcus Points to every sinner who finds it!