Wordplay
"I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, we had a kaleidoscope. We were surrounded."
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance."
- Comedian Steven Wright in concert.
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"I have all the erasers to all the miniature golf pencils in the world."
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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Gotta love Steven Wright.
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
"I parked in a tow-away zone, and when I got back the entire area was gone."
"I lost a buttonhole."
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time."
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