2005-07-19

Wordplay

"I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, we had a kaleidoscope. We were surrounded."

"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance."

- Comedian Steven Wright in concert.

posted by thisismarcus @ 17:15 

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Blogger DrHeimlich said...

"I have all the erasers to all the miniature golf pencils in the world."

"What's another word for thesaurus?"

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
"

00:50  
Blogger Dave(id) said...

Gotta love Steven Wright.

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"I parked in a tow-away zone, and when I got back the entire area was gone."

"I lost a buttonhole."

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time."

05:09  

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