2006-01-18

O Brothel, Where Art Thou?

I must be the 88,000,000th person online to talk about porn titles that riff on famous mainstream movie titles. Do I win a prize? The following are all (allegedly) real:

Assablanca
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Das Booty
Diddle Her On The Roof
Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
Grand Theft Anal
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Intercourse With The Vampire
Moulin Spooge
My Big Fat Greek Cock
Position Impossible
Saving Ryan's Privates
Tea Bagger Vance

posted by thisismarcus @ 21:52 

7 Comments:

Blogger C said...

LOL! Great title!! Is that one yours? Gotta try some:

Battlestar Prophylactica
House of Sand and Scrog
National Lampoontang's Amsterdam Vacation
Igby Goes Down (no change necessary)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Phallic Sea (that was dh's contribution)
Poon Raider
Pooncock Taints
SWars IV a New Grope
Wars V the Empire Strikes Crack
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon (Geez I fall back on poon a lot!)
Panty Raiders of the Lost Ark
Good Will's *unt Fling (biiig stretch)

Wow, it's harder than it looks. **giggles insanely at her own pun and runs away**

02:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like "Diddle Her on the Roof" and "Position Impossible" the best--that is, the titles, not the films themselves :)

How about "King Dong?"

14:46  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Some might say I only posted this to encourage exotic foreign women to talk dirty to me, but it's not true!

Candace: Pooncock Taints is pretty damn good but it doesn't export well. (British people don't have taints -- well, they don't know they do.) O Brothel was mine, yup. While researching I found "In Diana Jones". Wish I'd included it now. And you made me look up a new word -- congrats!

Kat: I like the wittier ones myself. Found "Asshole-O Mio"... wondered how many people dig porn AND Italian folk music!

21:37  
Blogger C said...

I dunno, Marcus. I'm having a hard time thinking of Americans as "exotic" LOL!
I think you'd have to be pretty uptight (seriously uptight) to not have a taint. ;o) But I didn't think about it being American slang. So here's a link for those unfamiliar with the term. :o)

I saw one once called Backside to the Future. You HAVE to like Asshole-O Mio, LOL!

OK, I have to try my hand at some more cuz it's way too much fun:

Anola Gay: Rain of Spooin' (Enola Gay, Rain of Ruin - probably very obscure but I knew there had to be an Enola Gay film out there somewhere!)

Lord of the Cockrings, some of the characters being Plugolas, Araporn and Dildo Baggins

Hairy Squatter and the Pornographer's Stone (not so sure about that Squatter thing)

HP and the Prisoner of Azkabang

HP and the Handmaiden's Chamber of Secrets

Star Trek III the Search for Cock
("Dammit Mr. Cock, where's the power you promised me?!" )

Star Trek VI: the Undiscovered C*nt
(that word just seems worse than the others, LOL!)

Star Trek IX: Jim's Erection

I could try to do this all day but I'm gonna suck up too much blog space. **more insane cackling and she's off!**

03:47  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

candance, there is some softcore movie spoof on Lord of the Rings that includes a Dildo Baggins. Don't ask me how I know that.

14:18  
Blogger C said...

Is there really?!?! I guess it was inevitable. The name's just begging for it. :oP

19:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Candace, you have a future in Porn naming! How about:

Bangs of New York
The Family Bone
Super Size Me (oh wait, that one doesn't even need to be changed)

I like the movie titles that don't have to be changed... but you look at them in a whole new light. Titles like:

Cheaper by the dozen
End of the Spear
Cool Hand Luke
Bottle Rocket
and
Snatch

00:29  

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