2006-02-07

What Marcus Looks Like

Marcus looks like he was out late last night.
Marcus looks like any other child except for the large scars on his head.
Marcus looks like the special guest at a scarecrow convention.
Marcus looks like Doc Brown giving head.
Marcus looks like a mucus-covered Nosferatu.
Marcus looks like quite an awkward name.
Marcus looks like doing in the top Ford team.
Marcus looks like your average everyday ex-drill sergeant just waiting for the gay porno casting call.
Marcus looks like someone that wanted to be a marine but failed the test when he couldn't fit his head in that friggin' jar.

If you want to be insulted for free in 0.12 seconds, Google's the place to go.

posted by thisismarcus @ 21:28 

12 Comments:

Blogger Major Rakal said...

I must say, you did a great job concealing those large scars on your head. I had no idea...

23:16  
Blogger C said...

Yayyy! Did you see my comment before Blogger ate it, or did you just follow Kitkat's lead like I did?

At least you don't look like a 40 year old porn star or canned ass. Though the gay porno one is pretty distressing.

My stomach hurts! :o)

03:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Doc Brown Christopher Lloyd's character from Back to the Future? Frightening.

12:22  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Candace: Saw your comment but one of mine went AWOL on the same day... weird.

Major! Nice of you to stop by. I've been ever-so-neglectful of your blog. Please! Don't shoot! :)

20:12  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lost...

13:18  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

"Tony looks like a boy who's been so whipped there are pussy-shaped marks all over his back."

From Google, I swear!

20:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Marcus looks like doing in the top Ford team." What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Oh, well. Sarah Looks like a jockey in training with a Prince Valiant haircut.

03:53  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

It's the fuck a fragment of a larger sentence found by Google. In Britspeak, to "do" someone "in" means to murder them. I liked the suggestion that I was killing off other Fords (to gain their power, or whatever) so I posted it as I found it.

11:47  
Blogger C said...

Ah! We do people in here in the States, too, but we would say "Marcus looks like he's doing in. . ."

16:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know... I just pop off for a weekend and come back to find I've been abused...

Where the hel is this stuff coming from?? I have raised eyebrows as far as they'll go already!

T

16:56  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Candace: What if it's speculative, like "Marcus looks like crumbling under the pressure"? Is it just me? I swear, when I first saw it it made the kind of sense where it couldn't have meant anything else.

Tone: Just Google "Tony looks like" and hey presto... If you're a masochist try "Tony needs" aswell. Have fun!

19:29  
Blogger C said...

Not in any of the states I've lived in. I think that's an England English thing.

I was too confused by that one to even comment. TTTT (to tell the truth) I thought the emphasis was on "doing" and figured it was some weird dialectical (? not in the Communist sense) use of the word I wasn't familiar with. And then I was so confused I didn't even make the Ford connection (See? It was pretty bad!) But now I get it. Don't you hate when you have to explain jokes to an audience? :oP

20:07  

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