2005-05-17

The Spy Who Loved Crap



Catching up on friends' blogs tonight, I found this linked from the comments section of Easily Distracted Erika's post about The Princess Bride. When we were 13 and just discovering that there were rude words that weren't considered full-on swear words, my friends and I used to substitute the word "crap" for other words. The Bond films got it bad:

From Russia With Crap
Thundercrap
You Only Crap Twice
Diamonds Are Crap
The Man With The Golden Crap
For Crap Eyes Only
Crap Pussy
Crap Never Dies
The World Is Crap Enough

I wanted "On Her Majesty's Crappy Service" but got vetoed for form.

posted by thisismarcus @ 05:05 

6 Comments:

Blogger DrHeimlich said...

Ooo... don't forget:

Dr. Crap
Crapfinger
Live and Let Crap
Mooncrapper
A View to a Crap
The Crapping Daylights
License to Crap
GoldenCrap
Tomorrow Never Craps
Crap Another Day

Have I violated form on any of these? :-)

06:39  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Maybe on Mooncrapper and The Crapping Daylights but you wuz funny so who cares? :) What you doing up so late anyway?

07:10  
Blogger DrHeimlich said...

It was only 12:40, Mountain time -- which was just about my usual bed time.

13:55  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

Silly me. I was up til 5.30 in the A.M. wathing Enterprise and now I have a headache. (Enterprise will do that to you.) Arg!

17:06  
Blogger Shocho said...

On Her Majesty's Secret Crap? Priceless!

14:46  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

I just read that Bond 21 will be Casino Royale. Yay! An authentic Fleming story for the first time in years. Brosnan would be a fool not to do it.

16:36  

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