Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Fun times at Moe's in Ghent last night. I traded up from my staple burrito, the Triple Lindy, to the Homewrecker and I didn't regret it for a second. Mmmm. Justin entertained us all with a one-question pop quiz about best-selling albums that lasted 15 minutes or more, and I challenged him back: what's the current all-time top-selling DVD?



He guessed Finding Nemo and I told him it was Chappelle's Show, cos I'd just read a press release bragging about that. In hindsight, I think I succumbed to the hype. I can't find anything independent online anywhere to back it up. If anyone knows better, let me know! I think Justin might have a pint coming his way.

We riffed on my favourite Chappelle skit for a bit, the Racial Draft (where celebrities like Tiger Woods and Halle Berry are drafted into one ethnic group or the other, for good). It ends with China picking the entire Wu-Tang Clan who get up to the podium and say, "Kanichiwa, bitches!"

We're sat ten feet from the cash register and we're laughing and saying, "Kanichiwa, bitches!" I look up, and there's an Asiatic black girl buying her burrito. Miss, if you're reading this, it had nothing to do with you. Me and my big mouth...