Who Ate All The Pies?

For my second Half-Nekkid Thursday contribution I present what some will consider a bit of a cop-out. An hour ago I quite literally sat down to take my grand idea of a picture but I couldn't make the shot due to fading light. I requisitioned lamps from other rooms to compensate only to find the camera switching off when I tried again - a sure sign that the batteries are low. I remembered how the warning icon flashed up for the first time back in Germany. Nuts! I promised to post today because I've been away from home every Donnerstag for the past couple of weeks.

So I shelved that idea, went to a better lit room and pulled up my shirt.

What we have here is the stomach of a man who likes his dairy foods a little too much and doesn't do sit-ups. I'm not ashamed of my little Buddha belly because it was such fun earning it and I'm always suspicious of people who are in fantastic shape because they clearly don't have time to read enough books. "Feed your head," the Dormouse said.