2007-03-31

Two Liner

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith."

- Al Ruscio and Leslie Nielsen in Police Squad! (1982).

posted by thisismarcus @ 17:21 

4 Comments:

Blogger The Paranoid Mod said...

"--You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
--A hospital? What is it?
--It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

...is my favourite.

21:53  
Blogger James Lindsay said...

Surely, you must be joking.

04:13  
Blogger thisismarcus said...

I'm serious and (altogether now) don't call me "Shirley".

16:11  
Blogger tenderhooligan said...

hahahahahahahhahahahahah!

15:55  

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